Self-Defence

Jareth is lying on the bed. Morgana comes running in and jumps on top of him. Jareth farts loudly. “It’s self-defence,” he exclaims as he leaves the room.

I’m in love

Upon trying a new type of cracker that we’d got – Jareth says

“Oh Mum, I’m in love… with this cracker.”

Upgrades

Words of wisdom from my 9yo “Buy all the upgrades first. It’s the best way of living.”

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