Self-Defence

Jareth is lying on the bed. Morgana comes running in and jumps on top of him. Jareth farts loudly. “It’s self-defence,” he exclaims as he leaves the room.

Diddles fall off

I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Holmes for his assistance.

While waiting, I was telling Morgana a joke.

“When babies are born, the doctors smack them, to make them breath, and the diddles fall off the clever ones.”

Big pause.

“But Mum,” she says, “You can’t even open a sandwich.”

Batman’s Pole

“Why is Batman’s pole twice as big as Robin’s?”

-A very innocent comment while watching the old series of Batman​

I’m in love

Upon trying a new type of cracker that we’d got – Jareth says

“Oh Mum, I’m in love… with this cracker.”

Upgrades

Words of wisdom from my 9yo “Buy all the upgrades first. It’s the best way of living.”

Stripper

Things you never think you’ll hear come out of your husband’s mouth:pole_dancer

You wait here, I’ll go get the stripper from the garage.

Woohoo! Was nice to get back out in the fresh air again. 3.11km. 39.46mins.

http://runkeeper.com/user/Mummybrain/activity/68301979

Vector Social Media Icons

I’ve just updated my social media Icons, and have to tell you about them! I found them here.

What’s really neat about them is that they are vector, so can be resized to any size that you want them to be! They also have a huge range of them, and you can request more, if they don’t happen to have the ones you want! Yay!

I’ve got ears

So last night, Mr S, Miss S and I were sitting at the table, having dinner. Mr S and asked Miss S to do something, and she had ignored him. Upon repeating himself, Miss S says

“I heard you the first time. I’ve got ears. You don’t have to say it lots of times.”

We glanced at each other and burst into laughter, she was so serious, and sounded just like her mummy 😛
Friday Funny

Pencil Sharpening

So I just finished sharpening pencils. A bucketload of them. And every time I finished one, I’d hear ‘this one needs sharpening too Mummy’, and I just had to do it. The things I do as a Mummy. Sigh.

Just a stroll

Did a nice walk today 2.76km, with the kids geocaching. http://runkeeper.com/user/Mummybrain/activity/65900394

We tried to find a geocache, but just couldn’t find it! Bit disappointing, but the walk was still nice.

Remembering

Well today 15 years ago my Grandmother passed away. She was very special to me, and have taken a few moments to just remember her. I think of her often.

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