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Diddles fall off

As It Happens

I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Holmes for his assistance.

While waiting, I was telling Morgana a joke.

“When babies are born, the doctors smack them, to make them breath, and the diddles fall off the clever ones.”

Big pause.

“But Mum,” she says, “You can’t even open a sandwich.”

Stripper

As It Happens
Things you never think you’ll hear come out of your husband’s mouth:pole_dancer

You wait here, I’ll go get the stripper from the garage.

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