I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Holmes for his assistance.
While waiting, I was telling Morgana a joke.
“When babies are born, the doctors smack them, to make them breath, and the diddles fall off the clever ones.”
Big pause.
“But Mum,” she says, “You can’t even open a sandwich.”
“Why is Batman’s pole twice as big as Robin’s?”
-A very innocent comment while watching the old series of Batman
Upon trying a new type of cracker that we’d got – Jareth says
“Oh Mum, I’m in love… with this cracker.”
Words of wisdom from my 9yo “Buy all the upgrades first. It’s the best way of living.”
The children are at school, the hubby is at work, the cat is fed. The house is suitably quiet. Ahhh… I …
We get into the car. It’s hot. Sweltering hot. I tell the kids that I’ll put the air-conditioning on, and then it’ll …
So last night, Mr S, Miss S and I were sitting at the table, having dinner. Mr S and asked Miss S to do something, and she had ignored him. Upon repeating himself, Miss S says
“I heard you the first time. I’ve got ears. You don’t have to say it lots of times.”
We glanced at each other and burst into laughter, she was so serious, and sounded just like her mummy 😛
We’re in the car, driving home from school. “Ewww, that boy and girl are hugging!”, says Master D, in the …
I went to pick Miss S up from kindy yesterday, and the Head Teacher pulled me to one side. Uh oh. …
Overheard Master D telling Miss S that he grew in mummy’s tummy. Miss S asked how he got there. Master D told her that …
On the way home I said to Miss S “close your eyes and have a rest until we get home”. “but …
Miss S tells me she needs to go to the toilet. We’re in the car, and she’s in knickers. “Hold …
