Prometheus and Bob
Master D discovered this series today and giggled all the way through. I’d say it’s a hit with him.
Category: As It Happens
Jareth and the Door
Master had his finger shut in a door, and the end cut off. He had to have surgery to have …
Last few days at the hospital
The kids dad rang me at 3 yesterday – Missy shut the door on Master D’s finger – chopping the …
It’s all in the meaning
Master D – “no mummy, i was meant-ing that i don’t want a nap.”‘You mean ‘meaning’.”Master D – “yes, i was meaning …
Big cock
So I’m talking to Master D and he tells me he wants a ‘big cock’. I say ‘sorry?’ He repeats …
What’s the time Mr Wolf?
Master D is playing with some friends, What’s the time Mr Wolf?, you know the game where you follow someone, and …
Coffee time
Took Missy out for a ‘coffee’ – had her baby in her pram, and pushed her all the way, so very …
No Mummy
Missy comes in, holding her hair tie, telling me she’s pulled it out. I say ‘Oh no Missy, we need to …
It takes a lonnnng time
Currently “It takes a lonnnng time” is a favourite around here. Master D – “When’s dinner Mummy, it takes a lonnnnnng …
Have fun
Master D – “Where are you going Mummy?” “I’m going to have a pee.” Master D – “Have fun.”
Kids are honest
“Do you like mummy’s new top?’ Master D says ‘Ummmm, no,”
Bad parenting confessions
1. I put Master D to sleep as a baby on his tummy sometimes.2. I didn’t heat their milk.3. If I …