Teaser verse, to whet your appetitte:
“The windows are dark in the town, child.The whales huddle down in the deep.I’ll read you one very last book if you swearYou’ll go the f**k to sleep.”
This book is a bedtime book for parents, parents who live in the real world, where kids don’t always just go to bed and go to sleep, regardless of how many stories, glasses of milk, or threats that you give them.
This book is funny. No, really, it’s so funny that I had tears coming out of my eyes, as I giggled after page of page of humour, and realism.
This would be the perfect gift for any parent.