Big cock
So I’m talking to Master D and he tells me he wants a ‘big cock’. I say ‘sorry?’ He repeats …
So I’m talking to Master D and he tells me he wants a ‘big cock’. I say ‘sorry?’ He repeats …
Master D is playing with some friends, What’s the time Mr Wolf?, you know the game where you follow someone, and …
Currently “It takes a lonnnng time” is a favourite around here. Master D – “When’s dinner Mummy, it takes a lonnnnnng …
Master D – “Where are you going Mummy?” “I’m going to have a pee.” Master D – “Have fun.”
“Do you like mummy’s new top?’ Master D says ‘Ummmm, no,”
1. I put Master D to sleep as a baby on his tummy sometimes.2. I didn’t heat their milk.3. If I …
Master D handed me a toy the other day and said ‘Broken?’ I said ‘Yes Declan, sorry’ Master D says ‘Damn’
The kids had their first Daycare visit today. They were so excited. They had their new bags, and walked into …
We’re coming home from dinner at mum’s last night, and the kids had had their bath and were in their …
I’m in the shower. Missy is in bed and Master D is playing in the lounge. I hear this yell from Master …
I’m in the shower this morning with Master D – and he notices the hand rail. “What’s that for mum?” “It …