So I was talking to a friend on the phone.
Master D came up to me, saying ‘quick wee wee’s’ (we’re toilet training).
I say ‘Gotta deal with wee wee’s I’ll ring ya back’.
I go off and deal with Master D and when we’re finished I pick the phone up, and hit redial.
My friend answers and I say ‘finished wee wee’s.
Silence… Then I realise that I had rung her from the phone in the bedroom, not the lounge, so the lady on the end of the phone wasn’t my friend.
