We all went out to a farm today. We got wood for a fire, and made our lunch over it. …
Jareth is lying on the bed. Morgana comes running in and jumps on top of him. Jareth farts loudly. “It’s self-defence,” he exclaims as he leaves the room.
From the moment you hold your baby in your arms, you will never be the same. You might long for …
I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Holmes for his assistance.
While waiting, I was telling Morgana a joke.
“When babies are born, the doctors smack them, to make them breath, and the diddles fall off the clever ones.”
Big pause.
“But Mum,” she says, “You can’t even open a sandwich.”
My first try at beaded artwork.
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three. I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. …
I was rehearsing a play, and there was a scene that went on before me, then I had to come in the door. They rehearsed the scene, and one of the actors had thrown a chair at the other one. It landed right in front of the door where I came in. I opened the door and then rather lamely, I said to the producer who was sitting out in the stalls,’Well, look, I can’t get in. There’s a chair in my way.’ He said,’Well, use the difficulty.’ So I said ‘What do you mean, use the difficulty?’ He said ‘Well, if it’s a drama, pick it up and smash it. If it’s a comedy, fall over it.’ This was a line for me for life: Always use the difficulty.
We received a black box, and in it there were these 2 things, Tegel Meal Maker, and Turkish Bread Pizza Bases. Putting …
1. First song is the overall theme for the apocolypse 24/7 in my 911 – Vengaboys 2. Second song is …
A fantastically smooth, very tasty treat here – that even has the heart tick! This is a new flavour for …
Very excited! Our black box arrived, full of yummy stuff to try!! Thanks Black Box NZ !
“Why is Batman’s pole twice as big as Robin’s?”
-A very innocent comment while watching the old series of Batman
